hahaha

and then, from out of the clearing mists, came a horde of pale mutants, milky flesh exposed in spring fashions several years, even decades out of date

they threw back their heads, chugged iced beverages, and called out with terribly stereotypical accents

PRIDDY WAHM OUT, ISN'T IT DEAH? AYUH, LOOKS LIKE IT'S SHAWTS SEASON ALREADY! WHAT WAS THAT GLOBAL WAHMIN THING AGAIN?