Shorter?!! [OWWW, Leans away from your hand in his hair to flump back down on his back]

I'M SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! My head is damn pouuundinnngg, and you're being a damn nag!! KEEEEEHHH!! I wish Fritz was here to stroke my heeeaaaaddd!! My old man wouldn't smack the great, praise-worthy me or call me lower than low like this old mean witch over here!! [exaggerated baby voice, rolls over to bury his head in his arms]

Oi, go away now! It's Naptime!! I've played with you enough!