Because you're a disgusting little disturbed freak of a brat, that's why!! AND I'M. NOT. LITTLE!!! [SEETHING THROUGH HIS TEETH. HE HAS A FOUR PACK. AND MUSCLES. REAL MUSCLES.]


[GRABBING YOUR FINGER AND TWISTING IT]


YEAH?!! MODERN DAY RUSSIA, I'M KINGDOM PRUSSIA, AND I ORDER YOU TO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE BEFORE I MAKE YOU BLEED TODAY!! [with his fingernails or something bc he's stark naked]