[STUFFS IT INTO HIS BOXERS for a lack of place to put it. These candies are going into his belly bc he'll appreciate them EVEN IF THEY'RE CHEAP! He has no problem eating something that is shaped to snuggle up to his penis either.]
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...[He appreciates her trying bt okay at that last bit he's just going ot laugh straight up BECUASE REALLY a note is the last thing he'd think of and he feels like there's a need to defuse the situation, turn it towards safe ground. Where he says a bunch of baseless, obscene, silly things that don't edge too close to his true worries and she flusters and scolds him for being vulgar]
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBTTTTT!!! Alright, I'll pen you a letter next time detailing everything I'd like you to do for me! Starting with #1! [CENSORED] for me, this time while calling my name out when you [CENSORED]!! #2 [CENSORED EVEN MORE AGGRESSIVELY because her Mother is Around to Hear somewhere] ,#3 Upside down--
WE SHOULD SLEEP HAVE YOU SLEPT TODAY YOUNG LADY
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...[He appreciates her trying bt okay at that last bit he's just going ot laugh straight up BECUASE REALLY a note is the last thing he'd think of and he feels like there's a need to defuse the situation, turn it towards safe ground. Where he says a bunch of baseless, obscene, silly things that don't edge too close to his true worries and she flusters and scolds him for being vulgar]
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBTTTTT!!! Alright, I'll pen you a letter next time detailing everything I'd like you to do for me! Starting with #1! [CENSORED] for me, this time while calling my name out when you [CENSORED]!! #2 [CENSORED EVEN MORE AGGRESSIVELY because her Mother is Around to Hear somewhere] ,#3 Upside down--
[okay, drag him off again]