dererste: (i have a fucking headache)
Gilbert Beilschmidt ([personal profile] dererste) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-03-05 07:56 pm (UTC)

Tells lottie he called her crazy

[He understands where she's coming from, he really does, but it doesn't make him any less butthurt about it]


There won't be another disruption, Mutter, christ--[HUFFS before she amuses him with her cluelessness about pinkyswears]


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...It's an ancient tradition! An oath! A magical oath! If you break your promise, I absorb your pinky and then I'll be six-fingered and you won't have any more reason to complain I don't make you happy in bed!! [NEVER GONNA GET OVER THAT]


...Anyway, let's head off before it gets too late! To my place! [leads her off, he'll be less grumpy about everything once he has a shower and a shave and feels more prepared for the night]

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