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part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Hmph. Now don't misbehave.

[That's better. It's for your own good!]

Very well. Here. Take care, it is hot.

[Pours you a cup with lemon and a significant amount of sugar. Happy now?]

[you get a fancied-up eyes.gif with her fancy lace hat and dress and gloves scooting towards you]

Good afternoon. Isn't it a delightful afternoon?

/chugs all the tea

[Meeeeaaaaaan]

But--

... Who drinks hot tea? It's summer, it should be iced!

[What do you mean this time, she has never played Schönberg ~~publicly~~]

Certainly- although...I should like to have the permission of the owner, before doing so.

[~~We all know you're one of those music hipsters who pretend to like atonality just to look cool and modern shush.~~]

Well there is a piano and it's there to be played, right? Besides, I'm sure they wouldn't mind, as long as you're playing it well!

Of course. [Eeeeeeyeeeeeiiing you as you shuffle in, dressed in a rather pretty and flattering manner, moreso for the adjustments than if you'd worn exactly what she gave you. Hmm. Perhaps there is hope for you yet]

Oh? How thoughtful of you!

[Eyebrows raised. Hmmmmmmmmm. What prompted this. But she graciously accepts the gift, letting that 'misunderstanding' copout go and peering into the bag- hello, fancy packaging...]

My- thank you very much, Monika, I do appreciate it. Now, now, don't concern yourself with that.

['Doesn't go'??? SHE BEGS TO DIFFER. Okay, so it doesn't go but she likes tea, she loves chocolate, this is all acceptable. Immediately opening up the package to admire and then taste them, hoho]

Mm...oh, but excuse me. How are you?

[Now this is very fancy.
Seems like somebody planned to out-fancy everyone in the room.]

Bonsoir or rather gudden Nomëtteg to you as well.
good afternoon
It is... [nods and gives a small smile] and you have chosen a pretty cute outfit,
if I may say so.

[She looks very fancy-ly cute, it's almost easy to forget
that this is still a sharp-tooth multi-legged voyeur after all.]

[~~UH, FOR A HOT SECOND WHEN IT WAS COOL. THAT IS SO LAST SEASON~~]

I would not presume as much. After all, I would not allow my instrument to be played without my leave.

How absurd. An Eiskaffee is all very well, but I refuse to entertain the idea of cold tea. Now, waste not. Drink your tea.

[stares down]

Really? Even if it was Paganini coming back to life and needing to get his fingers back on a violin?

[Gotta learn to share princess Austria ~!]

Well, my violins are different. I am referring, of course, to my piano. In such an emergency as that, I am sure a violin could be spared for the greater good. Though it would still be more mannerly to ask first.

[Would you share your child???]

Boris the Soviet Lovehammer

[ohohoho that is exactly right]

Yes, I'm very cute, thank you~!

Are you going to drink.... tea?

[But meeeeeeeem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTtc8bTjrFo]

I drink iced tea all the time! well sometimes, not all the time.

[But meeeeeeeeeeeeem]

Fine! But I won't like it!

[sips her sugary lemon tea with a frowny pout face]

And--you drink yours too!!

[~~Does this mean you give birth to pianos???~~]

I don't think Paganini is the type to ask. Demonic possession tends to make you forget about good manners. But you know... Maybe we should ask for the piano later on.

Hmph! That is no excuse whatsoever for poor manners. They must surely have etiquette in the netherworld.

[~~little ones. Shhh don't tell anyone~~]

Well...by my estimation, it is mostly ornamental, so perhaps it is put here for public enjoyment... [temptation...growing...]

[Well, he can't compete with lace, that's for sure.]

[Can barely stifle a laugh - this gif is very fancy AND very confident.]

I intent to do so, it is a tea party after all.
Um, but maybe I should check what they are serving here first.

[And stop hoarding the cookies.]

Oh, they've lots of fine things to nibble on. Teas and cakes, and these large cucumber sandwiches. Oh dear, I do I highly recommend these fine cucumber sandwiches!

[lifts up the cucumber sandwich ~~which to an eyes.gif is very big, but not to people-sized nations I suppose!~~ and takes a dainty nibble]

[~~Is it an unfortunate result of that really awkward Lizstomania phase you had awhile back you crazy fangirl you?~~]

Are you suuuuuuure you don't wanna play it right now, Miss Austria?

[None of that]

That is neither here nor there; you have asked for it, so drink it. And I shall, of course.

[sipsips in frowny silence with]

[mumblemumble]

I wanted Sprite...

[sip sip frownyface]

[kicks legs]

Are all tea parties this boringly quiet?

Indeed they seem to have prepared several things.
Oh, is that so?

[He's actually impressed how well-mannered this gif still is.]

Thank you for the recommendation, but now if you excuse me,
I will be back in a minute...

[He gets up and returns a bit later with a cup of tea nicely sweetened with honey and a small plate with sandwiches
- thankfully they also have a good amount of cream cheese on them, that's a plus in his eyes.]

Edited 2014-06-14 20:59 (UTC)

http://sixpenceee.com/post/84346638234/i-received-so-many-messages-to-make-this-and-so-i

List of bookmarks to spooky stories available online, from reddit and creepypasta mostly. Your mileage may vary on whether these are actually scary or not, but I've enjoyed most of them.

What was that?

[stare]

If you do not enjoy it, you are free to go, you know. But if you are staying, sit still.

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