part 353 whalers on the moon

[aphanon_meme]

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[(Anonymous)]

Someone please yell at me to stop procrastinating and do the thing that I ought to do. Punch me. Throw a tomato at me.

Thanks beforehand from future me who will hopefully not reply because future me has closed the browser and got down to business.

[fraustria]

[But but, if you let her help you, you too can get yourself a handsome but stupid playmate!

STARES AT. STARES. Suddenly it's dawning on her that you are spending a little too much time with France unsupervised and unprotected, she has no idea what sort of nonsense you may be hearing.

But you seem to know better than to press whatever absurd notion you were approaching, and she sips her tea, gathering herself.]

Yes, I think so. Now, the lesson you must take from this is, of course, to mind what sort of questions you are asking others. Put those down, dear.

[Without even looking, she knooooows you're going for the headphones and she considers it rude if the conversation isn't officially over.]

Ah- did you begin to say something? I missed it, excuse me.

[In leaving France behind, she unthinkingly latches on to the half-understood beginning of a question she heard, poking around her chocolates again, hmm]

[(Anonymous)]

If you do that thing you ought to do, I'll do that thing I ought to do.

Re: photography prompt reminder

[(Anonymous)]

I would love this, completely participating!!

[(Anonymous)]

/chucks tomato

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

/chucks more tomatoes

[femany]

[She isn't much interested in the handsome types, unfortunately. AVOIDING EYE CONTACT. SHE IS EXHAUSTED, UNCOMFORTABLE AND NERVOUS and she feels almost inclined almost to pout which is ridiculous because]

I am not a child, I know. I was only verifying. Pardon me. [Okay maybe She was a little curious and she usually fields you all her questions and this was one hell of a ball to throw but STILL. She's getting a hint she is not allowed to ask you about ALL your experiences]

...[fiddling with her headphones, she's not putting them down but she's not wearing them so chill. What was that about minding her questions? She won't outright accuse you of being a liar, no she made that mistake as a child as REGRETTED it for weeks so give her a moment to word it more POLITELY for your easily offended ass]

...

...I wanted to ask if you were concealing a secret from me. You seemed nervous before.

[mutti]

ANON.


GO DO YOUR THING.

[fraustria]

[Be...autiful...but stupid? Ugly???]

Yes, yes. Of course.

[She knows you mean no harm and that you aren't...as tactful as you might wish to be, nor so confident as to not care and barrel on like Prussia. The questions, when she's in an amenable mood, she doesn't mind...but yes, some things she would like to keep to herself- especially when the query seems motivated by suspicious whisperings. And even more especially after she's just heard that you go around iNTERROGATING PEOPLE ABOUT CONDOMS...she's fairly adamant that they aren't necessary for nations, or at least is careless about such things, and can't face such an embarrassing lecture]

Concealing...?

[Oh. OH...no...ajkdhksgjfg wHY DID SHE INVITE THIS. Well, at least you're trying to be tactful, she's glad she made her point at SOME time or other.

There's a pause while she sort of stares at you, wondering what to reply- a brusque 'no, of course not' would end the conversation, but then again...you seemed so DEVASTATED by hearing about Julchen that she feels as though it might be better to keep you informed...and besides that, it would give her a better platform to explain why Julchen's Adult Activities are to be respected...hrrrnnn]

I don't mean to conceal anything. However- I suppose I have done so by omission- though really, I have hardly had a chance to say anything, you have been absent so often.

[Er...]

You see, I sympathise with your sister's delicate situation due to my own- hrrm- direct understanding. As of this particular time.

Re: Ifs, Ands, and Buts

[(Anonymous)]

Ty! <3 I love these two dorks. ;3;

[femany]

[SHE WAS NOT INTERROGATING SHE WAS ONLY EDUCATING because crabs don't seem like they discriminate at least. She has pamphlets if you'd like them.

She's waiting patiently, fiddling with her headphones, BRACING HERSELF FOR THE CRAZINESS you are about to tell her and not understanding at first. Eyebrow all furrowed and crumpled]


...

...


...A-A-Are you implying you are--that you are involved with them?! [IS IT A THREESOME, OH MY GOD]

[fraustria]

[wait what. Involved, what does that mean. Maybe individually at various points, but- HEY]

I-Involved- no! [GOD DAMN IT, THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE] A-Absolutely not! Put the thought from your mind at once!

[OH MY GOD, YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE HER IN THE WORST WAYS. SHAKES HER HEAD VEHEMENTLY]

I only meant that I have my own- p-partner, currently!

[(Anonymous)]

what if Japan wins the world cup?

[(Anonymous)]

Anon


Japan lost

[(Anonymous)]

but


they still made a goal!

[(Anonymous)]

What if world cups, like sharks, are not even real?

[(Anonymous)]

if japan made a goal and greece didn't

does that mean japan will beat greece next?

[(Anonymous)]

What If Your Eyes Aren't Even Real

[femany]

[WORLDS ARE CRASHING DOWN FOR HER RIGHT NOW. WORLDS]


[DISBELIEVING LOOK]


[UTTERLY DISBELIEVING LOOK YOU GUYS ARE ALL WANTON WHORES AND NOW SHE KNOWS ABOUT IT]

Partner?!! [LORD HAVE MERCY]

Who--? [nO WAit dumb question, eyes going so wide]

You can't mean you are currently copulating with Julia's male self?! The man with the grating voice?! [OH BOY you know she hasn't met the guy, but she's heard him screaming and carrying about AND SHE IS UNSURE ABOUT It]

[(Anonymous)]

Silly, of course they are real. I can feel the pixels where my eyes are.

What if eyes.gifs aren't real?

[(Anonymous)]

then they're just .gifs

[fraustria]

[THEY ARE NOT WHORES, THIS IS NATURAL AND BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THEY HAVE URGES. SHE ALWAYS HAS PARTNERS WHAT'S THE PROBLEM]

Y-Yes- now d-don't lose your head over it- he is- [YOU KNOW??? WHAT THE HELL. Squeaky voiced in surprise suddenly]

How- h-how did you know?! ...His voice is not so grating as all that! [OH IT IS. BUT SHE MUST DEFEND HER TASTE]

[(Anonymous)]

What if reality isn't .gif

if it's not animated through time - if time doesn't really move

[femany]

[THIS IS DIFFERENT AND JUST AS VIOLATING AS JULIA AND RODERICH UAGHUGHG]

O-Our rooms here are very close to each other!! I've seen him!! We haven't spoken but--!! He is my sister--I mean, he is my brother, how could I not know!! [Oh my god WELL OKAY. PULLING HERSELF TOGETHER]

I-I wasn't aware he was your type. Y-You have my condolences... [was that rude to say she has no clue. Oh my god she doesn't know what is worse. WHO SHOULD SHE WORRY FOR MORE]

A-Are you happy? Is he treating you well? Do you need me to discuss anything with him? Do you also...[Engage IN UNPROTECTED TIMES but she has the sense to not say it out right]

[(Anonymous)]

I'M ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

"Watching" Hetalia

Referring to Hetalia as a "show"

Calling anime art and screenshots "official art"