aphanon_meme | part 353 whalers on the moon

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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[Her standing up so suddenly startles him enough to make him jump and fall silent, staring at her and her DECOLLETAGE wide-eyed and open mouthed as she throws words at him right back. FLINCHES AT THE HAND SLAMMING JESUS CHRIST. She gets to see his face transform into a wonderful shade of red and his lips come close to twist into a sowl]

YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH SPEAKING!! If you won't fuckin' apologize to me properly like a damn lady, I won't give you my fucking gentlemanly ear! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! [It's his turn to clatter to his feet only because her dogs are getting riled up by her shouting and trying to eat him. But he takes it a step further than she, CLIMBS UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING TABLE AND STOMPS ACROSS IT, mashing food underfoot and making a beeline for her horse]

LIKE HELL I WILL! Responsibility falls on you for being in-fucking-sufferable and a DAMN IDIOT! You're a damn hag of a woman AND I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO MARRY YOU! I REFUSE! YOU HEAR ME, I REFUSE! GOD AS MY WITNESS, I FUCKING REFUSE! [CROSSES HIMSELF LIKE SHE IS THE DEVIL]

I REFUSE TO EVEN LOOK AT YOU FROM HERE ON!!! Kiss my ass, you ugly sow! AND WEAR A DAMN SHAWL, YOUR DAMN TITS ARE PISSIN' ME OFF!! [approaching poor Nannerl who is already throwing her head and snorting fearfully and trying to take her by the reins]

Edited 2014-06-09 00:53 (UTC)

I kept getting those embarassin cosplay askblogs FOR REASONS I STILL DON'T UDNERSTAND but then i went on a following spree of feature artists and now i get pretty good ones. I do like the feature but I think it recommends off who your followings follow

I keep getting recommended a prussia ask blog. that's it. every single recommendation is just that one blog.

[SCREAMS AND STAGGERS AWAY FROM THE TABLE, oh my god he is actually a wild barbarian lunatic dO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT PIE DISH WAS]

GENTLEMANLY?! How dare you- how dare you- you- Preuße!

[Shrill with outrage now, at his incessant insults and most of all his attempts to shake off her hand in marriage. Backed up by a chorus of high pitched barking and shrieking to be heard over it, the whole cacophony frightening the horse out of her wits]

Stop talking about them- unhand my horse! [Oh no he doesn't, CHASES AFTER HIM ACCOMPANIED BY HER SUDDENLY VICIOUS ATTACK HOUNDS. But she doesn't particularly need to do anything other than call out to her horse- ]

Nannerl!

[ -who takes it upon herself to buck wildly and aim a very precise, very HARD kick in his direction]

How is my poison.gif cosplay?

[It's important to imagine everything happening in slow motion. Her fluffy cute dogs snarling and yapping as they rush towards him, Lottie furiously chasing after him, dress balled in her fists to keep her from falling, the horse bucking wildly and Gilbert struggling to keep grip on her reins and bring her to task, but getting distracted by Lottie and turning suddenly to hurl more insults on her just as Nannerl rips her halter lead out of his hands and turns into him to aim a BRUTAL kick right into his solar plexus.

There's the sickening sound of human flesh and bones being slammed into by powerful hooves and he sees a blindingly painful flash of white, red and then BLACK AS HE CRUMBLES TO THE FUCKING FLOOR. He's unseeing in pain and confusion for a moment, and in a display of his strength, sheer instinct and will power, he staggers to his feet enough to stumble out of a wild Nannerl's way BEFORE COLLAPSING AGAIN]

HHHH [ONE SHUDDERING, PAINED BREATH]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!! YOU BIIITTTTTTTTTTCCHHHH!!!! [GRRRRROAAAAAAAAAAAAANING AND MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAANNNING AND GASPING AND WHEEZING IN PAIN AND SHOCK loud enough to wake the world oh my god THAT HURT]

Edited 2014-06-09 01:20 (UTC)

wow. Are there a lot of people that follow that one?

Anyone else watching?

I AM

ALADDIN'S PERFORMANCE WAS GREAT, GENTLEMAN'S GUIDE PERFORMANCE WAS GREAT, JAMES MONROE IGLEHART WON HIS TONY I FEEL SO HAPPY

Aladdin's in performance just got put on Youtube in fact

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxeUX1uglcM

ewwwwww

No I don't like theater

BRYAN CRANSTON WON YAAAAAY

This page shall be tainted!

Oh wow, this is really good!

Right??? And that's with so much stuff cut out for the Tonys!!! Ahhhh Aladdin, I'd give anything to live close to NYC so I could see it 2879343 times

Aladdin's really hot

/the important things

the cast seems really energetic

http://instagram.com/p/o_sZ6SmWyK/

mmmhmmmmmm

[Of course, to her, it all happens in a second or two, and to be honest, even she is surprised by Nannerl's violent, panicked reaction, because she's usually a gentle enough horse...if proud, and not dissimilar to her owner in her tolerance for rudeness. Still, Lottie screams and covers her eyes briefly as the kick connects; by the time she looks again, Nannerl has galloped away across the field to buck to her heart's content.

...Everything goes strangely quiet as she finally looks to Gilbert, even the dogs quieting to whimpers and circling nervously. H-He looks badly...injured.............um]

A-Are you-

[uNTIL HE SOMEHOW FINDS THE STRENGTH TO CALL HER A BITCH. UH, SHE DIDN'T KICK HIM. Asshole]

Well. I think I have had just about enough of fools who disregard warnings and continue to hurl insults at those who would help them. Hmph.

[Glares down at him, before wandering a bit helplessly in her wild horse's direction, not exactly willing to approach her but with nothing better to do. You know, like assist the dying, wheezing man on the ground, since he's so incredibly ungrateful and horrible]

Yeah! I'm hoping against hope that Aladdin will win Best Musical but I doubt it will happen.

I think so! It's assby's blog, so the quality is there! I'm just not an ask blog person myself or I'd be following it already.

I would like Alan Cumming inside me?

If it does it will be the biggest upset in Tony history. I'd put my money on Gentlemen's Guide

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