aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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teainyourface: (AHAHAHAA NO)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-04 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
--!! [RUBBED. HE HAS THE DISTINCT FEELING HE IS BEING HANDLED LIKE A CHILD


AND HE's not sure if he dislikes it. Hhmhmhmhmhmphmhm...That feels kinda nice DESPITE HIS REPULSION at her touch and he quiets. Mphmhmhmhm...]


Annulment of this forced engagement then!! [hmmm...MhMHPHMMHM....NO!! NO HE WON'T LET HER SWAY HIM WITH HER FEMININE TOUCH. HE MUST REBEL LIKE ANON SAID OR HE'LL BECOME UGLY. What did she say, anyway? something like she'd refrain from striking him which is basically free pass to what he likes, isn't it?

shoves his finger into her mouth while she's saying the word behave]

Re: +1

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone kinda chilly

if you know what I mean

teainyourface: (YATTTTTTTAA I DID ITTTTT)

Bye anon~~

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-04 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M ON IT!! [DASHES OFF BEFORE YOU EVEN FINISH YOUR SENTENCE]
regnavenus: (unhand my tits)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-04 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[There, there. He should be good and let her soothe him and feed him until he is tamed and docile like a wild rabbit. Not watching his hands because she is so focused and caring right now, see, don't you want to marry hFINGER IN HER MOUTHG!Q?



BITES!!!!!!!]


Mmmphh!!

Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
teainyourface: (AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-04 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[At first he's laughing at the repulsed, shocked look on her face and

then she

chomps down

so hard


it turns into a LONG ANGUISHED SHRIEK OF AGONY AND SUFFERING LIKE HE HAS NEVERK NOWN BEFORE]


GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LEGGO YOU--YOU--MOTHER OF CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR--LET GO!! LET GO YOU DAMN BEAST!! [WRENCHES HIS FINGER FREE OF THE BEAR TRAP THAT IS HER MOUTH AND HOPS THE FUCK AROUND FLAPPING IT wiLDLY BEFORE SHOVING HIS HAND BETWEEN HIS LEGS]

YOU!!! W-WHY'D YOU BITE DOWN FOR?!!
Edited 2014-07-04 22:46 (UTC)

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Poland's cheeks
regnavenus: (but why?!)

[personal profile] regnavenus 2014-07-04 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[no no she's not listening

the look on her face is one of trauma right now her mouth tastes weird and feels funny like she might die

makes strange soft wailing noises as she sinks down to the floor with her head in her hands]


Hhhh- hhhhhhhh- eeeehhhhgggghh- !!

[MOUTH OPEN BECAUSE SHE IS AFRAID TO CLOSE IT BECAUSE IT IS FULL OF GERMS. MOANS]

Ih wah a efleh!!

Re: not ALL cakes

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Americans also don't usually eat cakes for Christmas. That's a Japanese thing!

Anyway that cake is fabulous anon, bless your mother and bless the USA

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too, I thought about ripping them out while he screams in agony

Re: +1

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
so you were in here all along
i don't know if you think this would work but
it so happens that i did, too

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
kidnapping/rape/sex slave fantasy involving england getting captured and doubleteamed by america and canada.

they bound and bilndfolded him and imitated each other's voices and made him guess which one was fucking him purely by the taste and feel of their dicks. if he got it wrong, punishment for being a bad daddy, how could you not be able to tell your own former colonies apart? if he got it right, punishment for being such a shameless pervert, that eng the land, what a whore.

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
FRIED CHICKEN

AMERCa

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCL

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Russia, bed.

Re: not ALL cakes

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we just eat cakes the whole rest of the year. But other than that, it turns out it was pretty spot-on.
Thanks! I'm enjoying this one and telling myself the berries make it a little less bad, haha.

http://mapsontheweb.zoom-maps.com/post/83630662888/the-contour-of-some-a

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Fried Chicken America?

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
A comic about a schoolgirl was routinely bullied, then molested by one of her bullies, who promised to keep her safe as long as she could use the girl as a sex toy.

Ha. Yeah.
teainyourface: (MY BROTHERS POISON ME)

[personal profile] teainyourface 2014-07-04 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[UH OH UHOH WHAT IS SHE DOING WHY IS SHE SINKING DOWN OH GOD OH NO DID HE BREAK HER]


O-O-OI!! G-GET OFF THE FLOOR!! WHAT WILL YOUR MEN THINK OF ME IF THEY SEE YOU LIKE THIS, HAH?! Damn you!! I won't be blamed for this!! UP!! UP YOU GO!! [oh god, bitten finger forgotten, pulling her to her feet wHAT IS SHE DOING WITH HER MOUTH did he HURT HER...what did anon say about contagious jawlines..OH NO, DID HE INFECT HER WITH HIS HOHENZOLLERN JAW]

Y-You, are you feeling alright?! [is she feeling more chiseled and handsome?!]

I-I was just playing around, you know!! S-So, whatever disease you catch, don't be pissed!! It'll probably be a personal improvement anyway!!

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Anon, thank you for opening my eyes, I've been ignoring Poland's cheeks for far too long.

Re: +1

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
lol like three of the things in here are mine, heh
anyway
I think it could work if it was out of meme continuity and based with some sort of assumed background established relationship (not like, "romantic" relationship, but like, assuming they had banged before, or something)
It's a really interesting pairing and to be honest I actually do ship it, and have wanted to write it, but haven't because I wanted to research it more first.

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...link/title? i am intrigued~

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
America falling off a cliff and going splat and not being mourned by anybody.

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Gentle, bittersweet, vanilla lovemaking the night before one of them had to leave, I'm such a boring sap

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a sap too, anon
I love scenarios like this :')

Re: Last thing you fapped to

(Anonymous) 2014-07-04 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It was loli though...

and I don't know if the thread it was from is still alive. What a dope I am for not saving it :(

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