aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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Re: Nyotalia human names

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
When I decide what nyotalia names to use, the only things I consider are whether I like the name and whether it's a name that has been used in the country in question in the past and not just in very recent times. I don't care one bit if a name is almost universal fanon. If I don't like it, I won't use it. I also don't care about what Himaruya says unless he puts his foot down and says that THIS is the name and no other.

That said, here are some names I like:

America: Abigail
England: Lucy or Alice
France: Francine or Françoise
Germany: Louise
Prussia: Julchen
Austria: Lieselotte
Romano: Chiara
Finland: Aino
Sweden: Astrid or Gunilla
Russia: Anya or Irina
Japan: Sakura

I have such a hard time deciding what to call nyo!Italy. I can't stand Alice or Daisy for her, but Feliciana is also incredibly lazy. FelĂ­cita sounds pretty, but since most of the google results I find are baby name sites or businesses and not actual people with this name, I have no idea if it's a real name or not.

Re: ITT: What's on your mind

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still excited over the game from last night. The Dutch goalie dove in the right direction every time, it's almost like he knew where they were gonna shoot instead of guessing.

What are you reading?

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 11:23 am (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
LUBRICATE YOUR ORBS!!!

FOR ENG THE LAND

this actually sounds hilarious, was this intended as crack or serious?

in any case, thanks england, just remember to gouge out one of your own emerald gems in the end to complete the collection

maybe you can sell the full set on pirate ebay

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It was serious and actually pretty creepy. It was a great fic.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
do you happen to have a link? :D

i enjoyed this equally creepy (keep in mind, i have a slight kink for gore/torture so your mileage may vary) short fic on the kink meme where spain did manage to conquer england and one of his underlings had plucked out england's eye and spain was rather irritated about it (i suppose spain is more for collecting whole nations, with their eyes in) but he perked right up after methodically breaking some of england's fingers...

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I did some digging on the kink meme and found not just one but two stories about England collecting eyes. Here are the AO3 links:

The one I was talking about: http://archiveofourown.org/works/398161

Another one: http://archiveofourown.org/works/214288

Both are creepy and gruesome.

Do you have a link to the fic you're talking about?

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
oooh, thank you anon!! my chocolate orbs or whatnot are melting in gratitude to you.

i did some poking around on grammarie for it but cannot find it, sorry. maybe i'm misremembering the place i read it... hopefully not tumblr, then i'll never find it again :(

Re: What are you reading?

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
well now i've got gory eye-collecting fic to read :D

go go eng the land, gotta catch 'em all. er... pluck 'em all

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
let's roast those double orb creatures that bother Germany

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
balls

they're called balls, thank you

and you're just jealous because my balls are waaaaay bigger than your one-pixel dots

ITT: Purple prose

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What're some of your favorite (or rather, perhaps least favorite) cheesy fic clichés, meme? Orbs and gems and tongues grappling for dominance

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I have ~gems~ you are floating googly droppings

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
more like puny gravel chunks, which are nothing compared to my majestic moon-white golf balls

Re: ITT: Purple prose

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Man right after reading that thread above I was re-reading one of my favorite fics and I found "amethyst eyes gazed into emerald ones" and I lol'd

That fic also kept referring to "the Arctic nation" which got on my nerves after a while

I think the author of that fic was around 15....I love it anyway

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
they are delicate gems of obsidian
you have glassy nonsensical spotted beads

Re: ITT: Purple prose

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
long epiphets like "the lean, tanned mediterranean nation" and crap like "hazel eyes met emerald".

single tear that slides down someone's face

Re: ITT: Purple prose

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, on the bright side at least they were stilleyes.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
right, you keep telling yourself that

you just can't bear the glowing purity of my brilliant celestial spheres

Re: ITT: Purple prose

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, people actually use that single tear thing in fics? In a serious way?

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't draw Poland. His design is so simple, wtf

Re: ITT: Purple prose

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
He stared away and shed a single tear like that Indian in that recycling commercial when Romano's pulse had stopped

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Just draw the most punchable face possible and give it hideous blond hippie hair

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
draw james from pokemon. then just change his face.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-06 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like Germania

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