aphanon_meme ([personal profile] aphanon_meme) wrote2014-06-06 02:26 pm

part 353 whalers on the moon

We've been here over a year now! I can hardly believe it! Dreamwidth's been pretty good, I'd say, with almost no downtime to speak of and all that! Anyway... how is your spring going? Or I guess it's almost summer, isn't it? Hopefully it's been well! I've been catching up on work and new movies, all very exciting stuff, I'm sure.

Enjoy part 353!

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(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm surely certain! People in America tickle each other as friends, or if they're family!

ahh... maybe it's a culture clash!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
but poland
how can you effectively tickle anon's backs nows
HOW
marszmarsz: (PLEASE DON'T KILL ME)

[personal profile] marszmarsz 2014-07-08 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
W.WAIT! Did I like, HAVE to do it? Like can I just NOT do it?!

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
you don't HAVE to like do it
but I'm sure they'd appreciate it
I mean it's like giving a dog a pet, you know
marszmarsz: (woah)

[personal profile] marszmarsz 2014-07-08 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
..................................

Is anon a dog?

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
no I think they're people
it's just a metaphor
marszmarsz: (buhh)

[personal profile] marszmarsz 2014-07-08 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... I wanted to pet a dog.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
oh
i'm sorry
you could scratch my back and I could bark, if you want?
marszmarsz: (embarrassed)

[personal profile] marszmarsz 2014-07-08 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, mh, well, uh... can I like, call you a good boy? Uh, girl? Like, whichever you like?

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
oh uhhh girl and sure, why not
as long as we're going all for it, y'know!
marszmarsz: (I really don't care)

[personal profile] marszmarsz 2014-07-08 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's just like easier if I forget you're not a dog. It makes me not as nervous.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
oh, okay
you shouldn't be nervous at all though
so like

yeah



[bark bark?????]
marszmarsz: (mhhhh)

Gotta leave now!

[personal profile] marszmarsz 2014-07-08 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll try not to be]

[But that might be hard.]

[But he'll still kind of lightly scratch your back.]
1amkeit: (Ah...)

[personal profile] 1amkeit 2014-07-08 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Outside of a nudism zone?]

[Sighs]

I'll talk to him about it later.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
It pisses me off irrationally that there's someone on the kink meme posting prompts without formatting the subject line correctly.

Whistling

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Can you whistle? What about the nations? Which nation can whistle extremely well, which nation is terrible at it, etc.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Calm down, Germany. It will be alright.

Re: Whistling

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
No. I mean, I can technically do it as in make a sound if I try hard enough, but I can't hold a tune at all.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
that hentai penis pic reminded me, oh god it's so hilarious when you're in a doujin and the art's quite nice overall but then - then there's one panel (usually during sex) where the foreshortening/perspective is so off that the one guy's ass has to be located directly underneath his shoulderblades for this to work

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
It annoys me too. It's like, okay, so you can't even be bothered to read the rules or check how EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON is formatting their stuff, ugh go awayyyy

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
just think of this way: all of them are trying to cosplay germany.

as they should. as they very well should.

(Anonymous) 2014-07-08 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S NOT AROUSING IF PEOPLE DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES AND POST THEIR PORN IN AN ORDERLY FASHION, ANONYMOUS!

IT RUINS MY ERECTION.
whorestria: (looking sharp)

Re: Whistling

[personal profile] whorestria 2014-07-08 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[whistles some Brahms]
unalienablesoul: (Default)

[personal profile] unalienablesoul 2014-07-08 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I have never heard this particular cadence before, but I do not recall any of my soldiers throwing their dicks over their shoulder...
isntsmiley: (excuse you)

disturbs by

[personal profile] isntsmiley 2014-07-08 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[super loud and haunting ominous pagan war song that involves deep ass baritone yodeling and/or moaning while beating his nude chest with his goat-blood soaked fists like a drum just to disturb your peaceful morning and attempts at whistling an impossibly hard to whistle song]

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