[Yeah ripped, torn, punched and stepped on by the wrath of nature which he ought not have been stupid enough to invoke. CIVILISATION WAS LIKE TEN FEET AWAY. Are you insinuating she's gained weight??? Her gently spilling cleavage is just right, thank you]
...You...
[Unlike him, she has her wits about her and unlike her, he has an incredibly distinctive aND ANNOYING voice so after a moment's wondering whether she should get on her horse and flee, she stands up to better peer over in his direction and confirm that yes, that messy shirtless lump really is him. Wow, she thought he would have made his way home or something by now. Amazing.]
What on earth happened to you?
[Amazingly fortunate for her, hoho. Very well, gathers up a savoury pastry, a Dachshund and a flask of wine (out of mercy), and daintily picks her way across the grass to loom over him and dangle her...treats at him.]
Re: Camping time
...You...
[Unlike him, she has her wits about her and unlike her, he has an incredibly distinctive aND ANNOYING voice so after a moment's wondering whether she should get on her horse and flee, she stands up to better peer over in his direction and confirm that yes, that messy shirtless lump really is him. Wow, she thought he would have made his way home or something by now. Amazing.]
What on earth happened to you?
[Amazingly fortunate for her, hoho. Very well, gathers up a savoury pastry, a Dachshund and a flask of wine (out of mercy), and daintily picks her way across the grass to loom over him and dangle her...treats at him.]
I suppose you had better have this, then.
[And a small dog snuffling around his face]