teainyourface: (I have common sense)
Kingdom Prussia ([personal profile] teainyourface) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-08 10:16 pm (UTC)

Re: Camping time

[She will lose all she has and he will be a very rich kingdom]

Like hell you have!! How long have you been waiting here, plotting for me, hah?! Your generosity is owed to me after all I've gone through because of you!! [SNATCHING the things out of her hands, devouring the pastry with one gulp and DOWNING THE WINE so fast he's dribbling it all over himself and he nearly chokes on it, hacking and coughing as he tries to BREATHE. Give him a moment. COUGH COUGH, ugh. FROWNS AT HER. All the while staring straight at her chest because he is a poorly socialized animal]

You're appalling!! And get your damn dog away from me before I smack him--OW!!! CHRIST!! Get him!! [YELPS as sharp doggy teeth scrape him. Scrambling up to his feet now. CANNOT KEEP HIS EYES OFF HER BOSOM it iS LIKE A SHELF AND HE DOESN'T KNOW how to politely ignore these things, IT'S Been a while.]

And you!! T-That dress--aren't you--too much--for it?!! I see you've been tucking away on cake while I've been eating ants!! Put on a damn shawl or something!!! They're all in my face!!

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