[He is peeling dogs off him by the scruff and tossing them, gently because he's not a brute, to the ground.]
Mother of God, train your damn mutts!! [By the time she has reached the table, he has claimed all the big courses of her lunch for himself, including an entire pie. As she tries to recover some, he's batting out at her, stealing apples and jams right out from her hand and depositing them out of reach in his lap.]
You're a damn liar!! No one is that stupid to be traveling alone to eat lunch! These weird metal things--the hell are they?! Weapons of some sort, hm?! Is this your military base?! Where the hell are your men?! A-And I'm not saying anything about your anything, I'm giving you an opportunity to come clean, you ungrateful weakling glutton!! [Talking with his mouth half full, slurping syrup and honey and sugary frosting and all sorts of stuff from his finger from what he's eating. Is she on a diabetes diet, jesus christ. This is all probably going to give him diarrhea from the shock]
Re: Camping time
Mother of God, train your damn mutts!! [By the time she has reached the table, he has claimed all the big courses of her lunch for himself, including an entire pie. As she tries to recover some, he's batting out at her, stealing apples and jams right out from her hand and depositing them out of reach in his lap.]
You're a damn liar!! No one is that stupid to be traveling alone to eat lunch! These weird metal things--the hell are they?! Weapons of some sort, hm?! Is this your military base?! Where the hell are your men?! A-And I'm not saying anything about your anything, I'm giving you an opportunity to come clean, you ungrateful weakling glutton!! [Talking with his mouth half full, slurping syrup and honey and sugary frosting and all sorts of stuff from his finger from what he's eating. Is she on a diabetes diet, jesus christ. This is all probably going to give him diarrhea from the shock]