regnavenus: (p-put me down!)
Lieselotte Edelstein {♕} Habsburg Empire ([personal profile] regnavenus) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-08 11:10 pm (UTC)

Re: Camping time

[They are persistent and particularly so when he has food in his hands]

They are trained. You clearly have not been. Will you take your hands off my things?!

[THERE'S FRUIT AND VEGETABLES AND MEAT, OKAY, it's not all cake and more importantly, she made a lot of this herself and it is heavenly and wasted on him. ANGRILY SITS OPPOSITE HIM WITH HER BASKET, PROTECTING THE REMAINS OF HER MEAL.]

And don't insult my intelligence! I am perfectly capable of travelling alone- this is a field, you imbecile. A garden. Don't you ever eat outside in fine weather? As for my attendants, they are here or there, somewhere. [Shrugs, whatever, so she wanders off sometimes.] ...And that is a butter knife.

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