[And just like that they scamper away to eat it, BUT THEY WILL BE BACK SOON ENOUGH. SOON ENOUGH.]
Y-You- you-
[She wants to marry him, seize his assets and then lOCK HIM IN THE ATTIC FOREVER UNTIL HE WITHERS AWAY BECAUSE SHE HATES HIM. INTENSELY.
Listening to him piling insult after insult, making demands and otherwise being a BRUTE in the presence of a LADY who is worth a hundred of him, h o w d a r e h e. She is so flustered, but the more he talks the more his words blur into one big noise and the more furious she grows until she can take no more
sTANDS THE FUCK UP ANGRILY, BEARING DOWN ON HIM WITH HER TREMBLING DECOLLETAGE]
Stop shouting! And I neither know nor care what they are, if you care so much, go and investigate yourself! But firstly-
[SLAMS HER HANDS DOWN ON THE TABLE]
Shut your vulgar, uneducated mouth for once and let me speak! I won't apologise for anything to a waste of space like you, you are the cause of all your own troubles and mine besides! And you can leave my pets, possessions and person out of it! You are a despicable, dishonourable savage and you have no table manners!
[taKES A BREATH. CONTINUES, HEFTING A LARGE APPLE LIKE SHE'S GOING TO THROW IT POINT BLANK AT HIS HEAD]
And I will not be made a fool of now! As loathsome as you are, I utterly refuse to acknowledge any reneging on our engagement! Refuse! You will be held responsible for every insult you have done me, is that clear?! [Held responsible by being IMPRISONED IN MARRIAGE. This is no longer opportunism, but revenge.
And to drive the point home, have a battalion of small furry soldiers returning from their meal to launch themselves at him]
Re: Camping time
Y-You- you-
[She wants to marry him, seize his assets and then lOCK HIM IN THE ATTIC FOREVER UNTIL HE WITHERS AWAY BECAUSE SHE HATES HIM. INTENSELY.
Listening to him piling insult after insult, making demands and otherwise being a BRUTE in the presence of a LADY who is worth a hundred of him, h o w d a r e h e. She is so flustered, but the more he talks the more his words blur into one big noise and the more furious she grows until she can take no more
sTANDS THE FUCK UP ANGRILY, BEARING DOWN ON HIM WITH HER TREMBLING DECOLLETAGE]
Stop shouting! And I neither know nor care what they are, if you care so much, go and investigate yourself! But firstly-
[SLAMS HER HANDS DOWN ON THE TABLE]
Shut your vulgar, uneducated mouth for once and let me speak! I won't apologise for anything to a waste of space like you, you are the cause of all your own troubles and mine besides! And you can leave my pets, possessions and person out of it! You are a despicable, dishonourable savage and you have no table manners!
[taKES A BREATH. CONTINUES, HEFTING A LARGE APPLE LIKE SHE'S GOING TO THROW IT POINT BLANK AT HIS HEAD]
And I will not be made a fool of now! As loathsome as you are, I utterly refuse to acknowledge any reneging on our engagement! Refuse! You will be held responsible for every insult you have done me, is that clear?! [Held responsible by being IMPRISONED IN MARRIAGE. This is no longer opportunism, but revenge.
And to drive the point home, have a battalion of small furry soldiers returning from their meal to launch themselves at him]