teainyourface: (CUT!! IT!! OUT!!)
Kingdom Prussia ([personal profile] teainyourface) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-09 12:52 am (UTC)

Re: Camping time

[Her standing up so suddenly startles him enough to make him jump and fall silent, staring at her and her DECOLLETAGE wide-eyed and open mouthed as she throws words at him right back. FLINCHES AT THE HAND SLAMMING JESUS CHRIST. She gets to see his face transform into a wonderful shade of red and his lips come close to twist into a sowl]

YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH SPEAKING!! If you won't fuckin' apologize to me properly like a damn lady, I won't give you my fucking gentlemanly ear! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! [It's his turn to clatter to his feet only because her dogs are getting riled up by her shouting and trying to eat him. But he takes it a step further than she, CLIMBS UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING TABLE AND STOMPS ACROSS IT, mashing food underfoot and making a beeline for her horse]

LIKE HELL I WILL! Responsibility falls on you for being in-fucking-sufferable and a DAMN IDIOT! You're a damn hag of a woman AND I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO MARRY YOU! I REFUSE! YOU HEAR ME, I REFUSE! GOD AS MY WITNESS, I FUCKING REFUSE! [CROSSES HIMSELF LIKE SHE IS THE DEVIL]

I REFUSE TO EVEN LOOK AT YOU FROM HERE ON!!! Kiss my ass, you ugly sow! AND WEAR A DAMN SHAWL, YOUR DAMN TITS ARE PISSIN' ME OFF!! [approaching poor Nannerl who is already throwing her head and snorting fearfully and trying to take her by the reins]

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