regnavenus: (unhand my tits)
Lieselotte Edelstein {♕} Habsburg Empire ([personal profile] regnavenus) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-09 01:05 am (UTC)

Re: Camping time

[SCREAMS AND STAGGERS AWAY FROM THE TABLE, oh my god he is actually a wild barbarian lunatic dO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT PIE DISH WAS]

GENTLEMANLY?! How dare you- how dare you- you- Preuße!

[Shrill with outrage now, at his incessant insults and most of all his attempts to shake off her hand in marriage. Backed up by a chorus of high pitched barking and shrieking to be heard over it, the whole cacophony frightening the horse out of her wits]

Stop talking about them- unhand my horse! [Oh no he doesn't, CHASES AFTER HIM ACCOMPANIED BY HER SUDDENLY VICIOUS ATTACK HOUNDS. But she doesn't particularly need to do anything other than call out to her horse- ]

Nannerl!

[ -who takes it upon herself to buck wildly and aim a very precise, very HARD kick in his direction]

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