teainyourface: (AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH)
Kingdom Prussia ([personal profile] teainyourface) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-09 01:19 am (UTC)

Re: Camping time

[It's important to imagine everything happening in slow motion. Her fluffy cute dogs snarling and yapping as they rush towards him, Lottie furiously chasing after him, dress balled in her fists to keep her from falling, the horse bucking wildly and Gilbert struggling to keep grip on her reins and bring her to task, but getting distracted by Lottie and turning suddenly to hurl more insults on her just as Nannerl rips her halter lead out of his hands and turns into him to aim a BRUTAL kick right into his solar plexus.

There's the sickening sound of human flesh and bones being slammed into by powerful hooves and he sees a blindingly painful flash of white, red and then BLACK AS HE CRUMBLES TO THE FUCKING FLOOR. He's unseeing in pain and confusion for a moment, and in a display of his strength, sheer instinct and will power, he staggers to his feet enough to stumble out of a wild Nannerl's way BEFORE COLLAPSING AGAIN]



HHHH [ONE SHUDDERING, PAINED BREATH]



HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!! YOU BIIITTTTTTTTTTCCHHHH!!!! [GRRRRROAAAAAAAAAAAAANING AND MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAANNNING AND GASPING AND WHEEZING IN PAIN AND SHOCK loud enough to wake the world oh my god THAT HURT]

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