Of course not, not only would the idiot get lost even if I managed to convince him to come by some miracle, but lake-side camping is literally everything he hates all rolled up into one! Think Lieselotte but less...sturdy. [and yes that was the most positive way she could think to phrase it.]
It's not thievery if I intend to give it back!! [LISTEN SHE'S ALREADY TAKEN 2TRL EUROS FROM YOU OVER THE LAST 25 YEARS, WHAT'S A FEW HUNDRED MORE!?]
Oh my god, I don't need books on positive parenting. [ACTUALLY ROLLS HER EYES AT YOU but not before giving you a Look. Really Germany, don't try to teach the person who raised you how to raise kids. And for that matter not every kid is you, certainly not Teuton or the eyes.gif.]
Re: Campfire time
It's not thievery if I intend to give it back!! [LISTEN SHE'S ALREADY TAKEN 2TRL EUROS FROM YOU OVER THE LAST 25 YEARS, WHAT'S A FEW HUNDRED MORE!?]
Oh my god, I don't need books on positive parenting. [ACTUALLY ROLLS HER EYES AT YOU but not before giving you a Look. Really Germany, don't try to teach the person who raised you how to raise kids. And for that matter not every kid is you, certainly not Teuton or the eyes.gif.]