femany: (Can you hear me now?)
Monika ([personal profile] femany) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-10 12:30 am (UTC)

Re: insert background music here

[Professional humanish people]

You should have spoken up, we were speaking very rudely....Though you needn't worry about being invisible, if you are anything like my Austria, you are hard to ignore when speaking. [Is that blunt to say? She is messing up with all the Austrias everywhere, why does she even try. YES BUT USUALLY PEOPLE COME HERE IN PACKS not just alone and showing up uninvited hours late and then parking themselves quietly next to people, weirdo.

But yes. AWKWARDLY extending that handshake a beat too long before letting go, that handkerchief does not pass her notice and she discretely wipes her hands off on her unattractive mom cargo shorts that Lottie would probably bristle at the sight of them. Ahem. Trying not to look down on him too much so instead she just takes a moment to recollect her headphones and return them around her neck]


She has told me you two engage in unprotected sexual activity. I had wanted you to read a pamphlet to explain the dangers of doing so, but I'm afraid you've caught me unprepared. Another time, perhaps? [SO MATTER OF FACT it's painful, That's really all she's been told about him, or rather, it's all she had a chance to ask.]

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