I hope we have your understanding, we meant it...fondly. And I assure you that you have my full attention... [Being that you are so tiny and in front of her. Choosing her words oh so carefully. STOP LOOKING AT HER SO MUCH, she's feeling really uncomfortable in her little tanktop that is just announcing how large her breasts are. She doesn't look younger, she only looks her age. The haircut she has is rather fresh on her.
BUT OKAY SHE'S STARTING TO GET A HINT THAT MAYBE THAT SHE JUST WENT THE WRONG DIRECTION WITH THIS. DAMN DAMN DONT FREAK OUT ON HER]
A-Ah!! Please, You shouldn't be embarrassed, it is only normal for adults of your era to be unaware of modern concerns! You matured during a time wholly ignorant to hygiene and health, after all! [She has been talking to France. Is it obvious she has been talking to France who has filled her virginal little head up with horror stories and made it seem like Austria's spent the last 200 years of medical advancement frozen in ice or some shit while making Prussia's out to be poor naive little lambs up for sexual slaughter.]
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BUT OKAY SHE'S STARTING TO GET A HINT THAT MAYBE THAT SHE JUST WENT THE WRONG DIRECTION WITH THIS. DAMN DAMN DONT FREAK OUT ON HER]
A-Ah!! Please, You shouldn't be embarrassed, it is only normal for adults of your era to be unaware of modern concerns! You matured during a time wholly ignorant to hygiene and health, after all! [She has been talking to France. Is it obvious she has been talking to France who has filled her virginal little head up with horror stories and made it seem like Austria's spent the last 200 years of medical advancement frozen in ice or some shit while making Prussia's out to be poor naive little lambs up for sexual slaughter.]