You know what we should do? Go to old parts* of the kink meme and fill prompts with silly stories or poems! Hopefully it will help stir up more activity there. I remember in really old parts people would sometimes fill with limericks or other really short ridiculous interpretations of prompts and it was great.
*old parts because I feel that OPs of recent requests might not appreciate silly fills for their maybe not silly prompts
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*old parts because I feel that OPs of recent requests might not appreciate silly fills for their maybe not silly prompts