B-But how did you come to the conclusion that I was- involved with him- so quickly?! I- [have you heard them going at it or something and only just clicked. oH MY GOD DON'T CALL HIM YOUR BROTHER, don't bring up that messy family tree SHE WILL START TO FEEL GUILT] He is not my type! Condolences, really-
[SO RUDE but so clueless, there's a pause while she wonders whether to find it funny. Realising you're asking after her wellbeing, rather than your 'brother's'.
A-aw...]
You have no cause for alarm, Monika, dear. The circumstances are very agreeable to me. [Which, with her stupid brief little smile, is her way of answering those embarrassing questions in the affirmative. Not like she's going to tell you that they sometimes fight like cats and dogs because you will storm off and kick his ass] And though he undoubtedly could benefit from certain advice pamphlets, I really think you had better not approach all that again...do we also what? [HMMMM?]
totallyyyy passed out
B-But how did you come to the conclusion that I was- involved with him- so quickly?! I- [have you heard them going at it or something and only just clicked. oH MY GOD DON'T CALL HIM YOUR BROTHER, don't bring up that messy family tree SHE WILL START TO FEEL GUILT] He is not my type! Condolences, really-
[SO RUDE but so clueless, there's a pause while she wonders whether to find it funny. Realising you're asking after her wellbeing, rather than your 'brother's'.
A-aw...]
You have no cause for alarm, Monika, dear. The circumstances are very agreeable to me. [Which, with her stupid brief little smile, is her way of answering those embarrassing questions in the affirmative. Not like she's going to tell you that they sometimes fight like cats and dogs because you will storm off and kick his ass] And though he undoubtedly could benefit from certain advice pamphlets, I really think you had better not approach all that again...do we also what? [HMMMM?]