[JUST A LITTLE WHY CAN'T EVERYONE BE A BEAUTIFUL, SINGLE LESBIAN]
You stated you were directly involved and he was your partner! I cannot recall the last time anyone qualified as your partner in contemporary history, and it seems to be the trend of things, isn't it? Entertaining a new friend, indeed! [IT IS TOO LATE TO FEEL GUILTY. But she's switching away from shock and worry to a little amusement tinged with a bit sadness at that that smile. aw you look happy. But wahh, it's like when mommy and ...er..mommy split up after a long difficult relationship and find new beaus....in...eachother's...penis selves. THINGS ARE CHANGING and she feels like the lonely only child caught in the middle.]
Very well... If you insist you are fine, I will take your word for it. You have far more experience with these scenarios than my sister does, at least. I'm sure you know how to handle him. [Because yes, if you couldn't and were unhappy, she'd skip over and put him in a neckbrace. But she flusters a bi at that, dammnit, it's such a kneejerk oncern she forgets]
Ah--Do you also...need pamphlets, and I see that you do, so I will provide him with reading material anonymously at the earliest convenience. [she will provide him with giant embarrassing "How to be the perfect man" or "How to please your woman" books that all include long, lengthy chapters on safe sex snuggled within]
how could you
You stated you were directly involved and he was your partner! I cannot recall the last time anyone qualified as your partner in contemporary history, and it seems to be the trend of things, isn't it? Entertaining a new friend, indeed! [IT IS TOO LATE TO FEEL GUILTY. But she's switching away from shock and worry to a little amusement tinged with a bit sadness at that that smile. aw you look happy. But wahh, it's like when mommy and ...er..mommy split up after a long difficult relationship and find new beaus....in...eachother's...penis selves. THINGS ARE CHANGING and she feels like the lonely only child caught in the middle.]
Very well... If you insist you are fine, I will take your word for it. You have far more experience with these scenarios than my sister does, at least. I'm sure you know how to handle him. [Because yes, if you couldn't and were unhappy, she'd skip over and put him in a neckbrace. But she flusters a bi at that, dammnit, it's such a kneejerk oncern she forgets]
Ah--Do you also...need pamphlets, and I see that you do, so I will provide him with reading material anonymously at the earliest convenience. [she will provide him with giant embarrassing "How to be the perfect man" or "How to please your woman" books that all include long, lengthy chapters on safe sex snuggled within]