femany: (Really now!)
Monika ([personal profile] femany) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-15 08:42 pm (UTC)

the first meme page stretch in ages

Well, between my sisters and you, perhaps I had no other choice. ["""Born to rule""", after all. God knows how many times everyone has pounded that into her head, forcing her to be...or rather even creepily feel sometimes, mature beyond her years.]

I changed my mind out of concern for my personal economy. If Julia has been running around with my credit card, who is to say her counterpart is not doing the same? What is his name, by the way? [Hopefully something not as disastrous as Roderich, holy shit.]

...I see. If it is too personal to explain, I won't pry. [For once. Because you're making it sound like he does lacks Julchen's flaws and she has a very confused mental image. A perfect, polished, respectful and serious veteran just with an awful voice and a booming, raucous laugh? Handsome, tall...Wait, Did you take another chocolate--DISAPPROVING TONGUE CLICKING NOISE.]

Oh! Honestly! It will spoil your appetite if you keep indulging without limit! That is enough, Lieselotte! Think of your calorie intake and your glucose levels! Your health is fragile lately, please be more considerate of it! You've finished half the box already! This is exactly why you struggle to wake in the morning! Overloading your body with sugar puts a strain upon your pancreas, which makes you unable to properly manage your blood sugar levels! [she cAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. She feels like she is POISONING YOU. DELIBERATELY Taking away that box now and packing it away back into that giftbox, thanks. she is NEVER BUYING YOU SOMETHING LIKE THIS AS A GIFT AGAIN.]

I will return this to you after dinner!

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