[It's because they were all grown up by the time she popped up and pushed those expectations on her, unlike their own power-mad childhoods.]

Tsk. Well, you are correct to be concerned- not that he uses yours! In fact, I believe he helps himself to Roderich's more often than not, which I shall have to stop one of these days... [But she likes presents, so maybe not. WHAT'S WRONG WITH RODERICH. Eyes you at that surprisingly respectful statement, wondering what to tell you, because she can't very well let you go on with some misguided idea about him...but but but their relationship is Complex and the things she likes are mushy and personal] Gilbert...and, well; the sum of it is, he shows me the very best of himself. [As opposed to what he shows...everyone else. UH. W-Well, you'll find out in time, she'll just have another- HEY]

For goodness' sake- Monika, don't be absurd! I am perfectly well! Stop- oh, really-

[HELPLESS IN THE WAKE OF YOUR RANTING. She doesn't even know what half this medical jargon means, YOU ARE TOO MUCH. Pouting as you take it away, letting you go on and on and ON. SPOILSPORT.]

Now you are exactly like him! I fear we have all ruined you. [Will it win him points if he bitches about her sugar intake too]