well we do love meat a lot? but i think it would've made more sense to specify steak, or bbq, or even like "meat and potatoes"

the one that's stumping me is salad dressing. i don't think we have any special salad dressings that we're known for. ranch, maybe?

and yeah everybody hates mustaches in modern america. maybe they're thinking of 70s america, or characters from old westerns.