[If he heard that he'd think that was the best thing he's ever heard. So cool!]

But they have coal too!

[And so does he, and gold, but his spices aren't the kind people want to trade. At least he can score goals when he's all grown up.]

What if...we just swapped for a day? Ya can stay at my house and I'll stay at yours!

[Ignore that he might not have a house left afterwards or he'll liable to take some wildlife with him and then forget to take it home.]