Pfft, if you say so! [Oh shut up she knows you think about them, you've admitted it before.]
For news about younger me? Hell no, she's at least 18 I'm not freaking taking her in like Teuton. Besides last time I met a younger me around that age she socked me in the face, as far as the cool me is concerned she can get out of her own damn mess.
[Listens carefully! And pieces together that with what you said earlier, weird but she thinks she gets the picture now.] Hostage for marriage right? Is that what you meant by the four way wedding. Yeah no shit she didn't listen!!! Doing something like that would look bad to her, and like most teenage girls she's obsessed with her image.
[It's still weird to talk about herself in the third person like that, but it's true.]
Calm down, I'm just saying it would be amusing! No need to get all offended!! [True she would never hurt you (though she objects to that 'even if you could' bit), but without her Hungary around she hasn't gotten into a good bloody fist fight in ages and you're a shitty substitute with your knightly morals, so you know if she can't actually throw down with you it would be interesting to watch! Besides Kingdom will heal.]
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For news about younger me? Hell no, she's at least 18 I'm not freaking taking her in like Teuton. Besides last time I met a younger me around that age she socked me in the face, as far as the cool me is concerned she can get out of her own damn mess.
[Listens carefully! And pieces together that with what you said earlier, weird but she thinks she gets the picture now.] Hostage for marriage right? Is that what you meant by the four way wedding. Yeah no shit she didn't listen!!! Doing something like that would look bad to her, and like most teenage girls she's obsessed with her image.
[It's still weird to talk about herself in the third person like that, but it's true.]
Calm down, I'm just saying it would be amusing! No need to get all offended!! [True she would never hurt you (though she objects to that 'even if you could' bit), but without her Hungary around she hasn't gotten into a good bloody fist fight in ages and you're a shitty substitute with your knightly morals, so you know if she can't actually throw down with you it would be interesting to watch! Besides Kingdom will heal.]