[HE NEEDS AN ADULT NOW!]

[Nopenopenopenopenope... nope!]

[Scrunches up his face slightly, this is too much mwah-action for him
and not enough drinks and also not the kind he was looking for.]

[Discretely picks her up and pets her once to make her finally stop
(and also to move her away from his face again.]

Um... thanks... [manages a wonky smile]