[Now this is a lot cuter again - pets a little more]


[Well he's heard gossip/stories about eyes.gif jacking off nations, but that was all in the meme-past.]

[shakes his head] I-I am fine,
I mean there is no need to overdo it, ri-right...

[If she doesn't suddenly gain the ability to transform into a sexy or cute spider lady.]

[Not a chance!]