Then I sure hope Spain enjoys selfcest. Selfcest in the name if science! And stands to reason that Spain would have the most vested interest in knowing the truth or lie of his own ass, yes?

In fact, think how fabulous that would be, imagine test subject!Spain writhing and begging for reprieve - and lab tech!Spain cheerily telling him it's no big deal, he can surely handle more than that. After all, who can know better what's best for Spain than Spain himself, so to speak?