I didn't sign up to be a nun! I'm a vassal-state! Stupid know it all overlords Poland and Lithuania thought it would be best while catch up on my education or whatever. [and also to "protect" their "investment" what with her strength all but disappearing, but that's a secret!]

BUT!!! It's only temporary until the cool me kicks them back on their teeth!! Kesesese, it's like a vacation for me! And I still pray enough! I'm a good Christian! [but anon being a protestant vassal to a catholic lord is HAAAAAARD]

Oh! Austria!! You know, full of herself princess with the fat ass? Married to Spain?