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vuri ([personal profile] vuri) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-06-29 05:15 pm (UTC)

tl;dr

Oh, anon, I always look forward to such an opportunity! :D

...now that anon above brought up colonial America, god I want to see young America getting gangbanged. In uniform. By... let's see, should it be his fellow soldiers, or the british troops, or maybe the hessians - those hessians had some really damn nice uniforms, and (watch me grasp for my faint memories of history class from 2109898555 years ago) perhaps they need a little more incentive than the promises of land or whatever America had been offering them to desert and turn to his side. Perhaps they need something a little more tangible. Perhaps they need to... to feel truly welcome, here, you know, in this strange and foreign new world. Perhaps it would help change their minds if only America would be a good boy and welcome them with open arms... and open legs. And if he doesn't comply (and of course he doesn't; he comes into this of his own will because he thinks he can use his charisma as a new nation to seduce these petty humans, and by and by the situation spirals wildly out of his control), why, a little peer pressure works wonders when coupled with the rather more tangible pressure of a bayonet (...er, or sword? ffffuck I really need to wikipedia which weapons were in use back then) blade against the throat.

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