ME?!! MORE LIKE YOU!!! ON BOTH COUNTS!! [sobs like the melodramatic overgrown child he is and rubs his face.]
You've struck me twice!! T-THIS IS SPOUSAL ABUSE--THIS TIME FOR SURE--I DEMAND A DIVORCE!! [disregard it isn't because they aren't actually married yet, he is trying to speak in terms her crazy little mind understands]
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ME?!! MORE LIKE YOU!!! ON BOTH COUNTS!! [sobs like the melodramatic overgrown child he is and rubs his face.]
You've struck me twice!! T-THIS IS SPOUSAL ABUSE--THIS TIME FOR SURE--I DEMAND A DIVORCE!! [disregard it isn't because they aren't actually married yet, he is trying to speak in terms her crazy little mind understands]