Stop that. Come here. [RUBS HIS FACE FOR HIM, there.]

And stop being ridiculous, you cannot divorce me without first marrying me. [rubrub...but...hm. A fair point, even if she's pretty sure you can only divorce her if she cheats on you or something. VERY WELL. WANTS TO KEEP YOU SWEET-ISH.] But I will refrain from striking you. Now behave.