teainyourface: (PH!!)
Kingdom Prussia ([personal profile] teainyourface) wrote in [personal profile] aphanon_meme 2014-07-04 11:47 pm (UTC)

Ahhh, shit--D-Does your jaw feel funny?! Facial hair!! Do you feel a beard growing in?! Or Manly--Do you feel more handsome?! [SHE IS HAVING A MAJOR OVER REACTION AND CRYING WILL LEAD TO HIM ABANDONING HER COMPLETELY AND MAKING A RUN FOR IT. If she wasn't completely freaking him out right now he'd think she'd look cute like this, like a little panting trembly Pomeranian]

Your tongue??! What about your tongue?! GOD AS MY WITNESS, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOUR TONGUE!! I-I just jammed my finger in, it's WAS A joke! I-It's not my fault you're damn weak and fall ill so easily!! T-The hell do you want me to do, hah!?! All I have on me is water! I-Is that the cure?! I'll kindly give it to you for your swift recovery but you better remember what you said about no striking, understood?! I won't forgive you otherwise!! Tch!! [shovES A FLASK INTO HER HANDS]

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