Hold on, lightly mock my cheeseburger or something first so that I can burst into woobie tears because NOBODY IN THE WORLD APPRECIATES MA CULTURE BOOHOOHOO!!!! and then you can console me with the cookie + blanket + declarations of unending support ad infinitum. Because you'd do that for me, wouldn't you. Of course you would. That's my headcanon for you and I, right there.