[if she were to guess it would come right after "I have been sleeping with Lottie" and "I have been enjoying Lieselotte" in the list of things that she would care about, there are better ways to announce that kind of thing to the world you know.]

Great, and when you're done with that you can come tell this anon for me why men suck at finding the clitoris

[Tags both Germanies and Brandenburg while she's at it, you want the public involved in your temper tantrum so be it.]