[THE IMPLICATION WAS YOU SUCK SO BAD SHE HAS TO FUCK HER FOR YOU. OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID!!!? but yes unresponsive passive aggression is a great way to piss her off, congratulations for taking a peek at Russia's playbook! But then again using glorified madlibs to insult her she shouldn't have expected creativity....]

enjoy squeezing your micropeen to your false sense of victory

[he can at least feel better in knowing he's gonna be seeing a lot of one her faults now: she's the queen of grudge holding.]