[Then why call it fat?!]

I am in a perfectly amiable mood. And I have always been a keen gardener. [kind of. Now and then. For an hour or so when the mood strikes or when apparently employed to do so by the dictator that must not be named] In any case, this will be done in small pots. I believe that by cross-pollinating a variety of mint with a certain type of lemongrass, the resulting herb will produce a fine sorbet...

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And what are you doing today?