[Don't you dare call him one. And he is an INVADER. Deep down, HE LIKES TO AMBUSH IN GIANT POPULATIONS and force people under his thumb and watch as they grovel and beg for mercy and pledge their obedience]
...The trade here is poor, I have nothing to give but meat. And I believe it was you who extended the invitation, sapling, so it will be you who accompanies me. [sapling because you are all lithe and shit but scraaaaaaaaaaaaaawwnyy. And do remember this piece of eyecandy is your super old father and do keep your fantasies within acceptable limits]
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..............[Icon keywords and a long, disapproving silence. Closes the book all deliberately and hands it back to you]
Perhaps consider lighter study, son. [because that was disastrous]
I said there are mischievous Gods afoot leading Gilbert and the grey faced to folly. An offering will incline them to feast and distract them from their play.
Re: disturbs by
...The trade here is poor, I have nothing to give but meat. And I believe it was you who extended the invitation, sapling, so it will be you who accompanies me. [sapling because you are all lithe and shit but scraaaaaaaaaaaaaawwnyy. And do remember this piece of eyecandy is your super old father and do keep your fantasies within acceptable limits]
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..............[Icon keywords and a long, disapproving silence. Closes the book all deliberately and hands it back to you]
Perhaps consider lighter study, son. [because that was disastrous]
I said there are mischievous Gods afoot leading Gilbert and the grey faced to folly. An offering will incline them to feast and distract them from their play.