[GUESS WHAT, YOUR MOTHER RELIGION IS NOW PRACTICED BY AIRY FAIRY WIZARDY TYPES AND LADIES WHO SKIP MERRILY NAKED AROUND THE FIRE EVERY OTHER TUESDAY. Thank you for praising his intelligence, he is going to ignore the rest of that]
Mmph. [watches, wincing at how badly you need soap. God you are so parenty and naggy. And ancient. He appreciates the whole quality time thing, in theory, but why can't you just come to lunch (inside an actual building with real food) or something] Yes, yes.
[HEAVES A SIGH at your ''''''kitchen'''''', everything about this is awful and he feels like a child, BUT WHATEVER. FREE FOOD. F-free food will get him through it.]
Hunting for... [stares at your retreating back as you disappear into the trees like an ogre.] ...what?
[Maybe he should leave.
But maybe you would bodily harm him, so no, he will be sitting on a rock here, trying not to throw up while he cleans these stupid fish (and ruining a nice suit), and eventually preparing miraculously fancy baked salmon crusted with herbs HE THINKS are not poisonous (thanks book), and served with a (random wild berry here) sauce. And you and your dinosaur tastes are going to like it, mister]
Re: disturbs by
Mmph. [watches, wincing at how badly you need soap. God you are so parenty and naggy. And ancient. He appreciates the whole quality time thing, in theory, but why can't you just come to lunch (inside an actual building with real food) or something] Yes, yes.
[HEAVES A SIGH at your ''''''kitchen'''''', everything about this is awful and he feels like a child, BUT WHATEVER. FREE FOOD. F-free food will get him through it.]
Hunting for... [stares at your retreating back as you disappear into the trees like an ogre.] ...what?
[Maybe he should leave.
But maybe you would bodily harm him, so no, he will be sitting on a rock here, trying not to throw up while he cleans these stupid fish (and ruining a nice suit), and eventually preparing miraculously fancy baked salmon crusted with herbs HE THINKS are not poisonous (thanks book), and served with a (random wild berry here) sauce. And you and your dinosaur tastes are going to like it, mister]