I once had someone on my dash bitching about people saying things like "I almost had a heart attack" to mean "I was incredibly shocked/excited." Oh noooo you can't say that it's so ~insensitive because heart attacks hurt people and things that hurt people should never be taken lightly~

Yet this same person posted, in these exact words, "I would murder someone for [a particular anime merchandise with their OTP]" soon afterwards as though completely oblivious to the irony. Pro tip: murders kinda hurt people too.

I was going to unfollow anyway for the oversensitivity of the first part, but the hypocrisy of the second bit sealed the deal