Because a real flashlight is more powerful, more durable in case someone drops it, lasts longer and you can easily lay it down on the ground and still use it!
More importantly! I'm not putting my smartphone in my mouth.
[It'd be difficult to balance his smartphone and focus it on where he needs light while both his hands are occupied, after all. He could get an erection and try to balance it on that, but that's even less likely to happen than beating Brazil 7-1]
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More importantly! I'm not putting my smartphone in my mouth.
[It'd be difficult to balance his smartphone and focus it on where he needs light while both his hands are occupied, after all. He could get an erection and try to balance it on that, but that's even less likely to happen than beating Brazil 7-1]