[At least the last part seems pretty clear to him by now.]

But... u-unfair!

[Turns around, but he can't protect his sides and stomach
and certain other ticklish spots elsewhere at the same time.]

No... not ther- [wiggles]

stooo- [curls up]

[Thanks to the lights being off one can't see just how much of a red-faced,
laughing mess he currently is.]