Nah, before this my name was the Teutonic Order! And which sister, because shit if Bayern thinks she's gonna pass her weird-off dialect as German and call herself Germany she's got another fucking thing coming!!

Oh!! Chess is good! See, you should focus all your attention on chess and not on pretending little colonies are big!! Amerika was a one-off because the awesome me stepped in, but I'm not running a freaking charity here!