true facts:

eng the land is an alien invader

his 'eyebrows' are a telltale sign of his inhumanity

his 'magic' is a cover for alien technology

his 'scones' are a form of test weaponry for the day when his evil alien brethren come to enslave the earth

his enmity with tony the grey is because they are from rival alien races both interested in earth conquest

don't trust anyone with the eyebrows