[He's not gonna stand there multiple hours. He's not that vain about his hair.]

[He's just gonna stand there one hour.]

[Besides, they're nations. Even if they die they'll come back eventually right? He wants to come back with his fabulous hair.]

Yeah, trust me. That sticky shit's terrible lube.

[Thinks.]

I'll just use my spit.

[Which works better as lube. In his experience.]